Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’

"i love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. i love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. i love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like Iim nuts. i love that after i spend the day with you, i can still smell your perfume on my clothes. and i love that you are the last person i want to talk to before i go to sleep at night. and it’s not because i’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s new year’s eve. i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

you see? that is just like you, harry. you say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.” 

(Source: jbaggles)

homura:

we should add another A onto the acronym so we have one for asexual and another for asexual and none for allies

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

(Source: ktt)

robinsparkle:

make me choose:
katranga asked: jean-ralphio or mona lisa?”

"hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears."

Tatiana Maslany on Kathryn Alexandre
"There were times on set where I was so tired and I just didn’t know how I was going to get through the day, how I was going to remember my lines, how I was going to even just be there and she would show up and give me everything and it was like I just fell in love with her. She just was so there for me and so giving of all of her energy and all of her work. That’s the ultimate generosity as an actor.

"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

(Source: surelyschurrle)

muftiday:

dudethisblogisweird:

killjoy-tickety-boo:

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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Gave me damn goosebumps! 

REBLOGED AFTER THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OMG

GET ON MY BLOG DAMMIT

Yay, plants \o/

  

igotyouweregoinghome:

Live For Real - K’S Choice

I don’t wanna live forever
But as long as I do I’d love to live for real
With you I might get there
With you I might start to feel
With you I will get there
With you I will life for real.

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How to Spot a Witch by Mallory Ortberg OR How I Realized I Am a Witch

fiddlersgreen:

Any woman who has seen at least one full season of Gilmore Girls, is a witch.

Any woman who owns a wristwatch or is taller than a man, is a witch.

Any woman who has ever paid for her own movie ticket or eaten a meal alone in a restaurant, is a witch.

Any woman who has been inside of a cave for longer than an hour, is a witch.

Any woman who has ever taken food she knew did not belong to her in a communal fridge, then lied about it, is a witch.

Any woman who owns more than four candles or has spent at least one (1) sleepless night consumed by jealousy, is a witch.

Any woman who has ever flown on a plane while menstruating, is a witch.

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